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Aloha! You have reached my homepage known as "Simply Kan". It's the summertime and you know what that means. It means go outside and get in touch with nature. But don't forget to get in touch with my homepage to see if anything new comes up, but I'm usually too lazy to be working on my website so go ahead and have your fun for all I care. I will just have to pull a few pranks on people like light some dogshit in a paper bag on fire and put it on someone's doorstep like what Billy Madison did. Or maybe I'll stay underwater in my swimming pool and lose all the air I got. Or I think I'll just rott under someone's porch. I feel like a large Goldfish in a tiny fish tank, that feeling is like being all alone for the summer with no girls to makeout with even though I never madeout with a girl before cuz' I didn't hit homerun. SOMBODY HOLD ME.......SOMEBODY HOLD ME TIGHT!!!!!!


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Introduction


God dammnit this is too long. Oh well. Sufer! I suck! OOPs that was a little to loud very well I shall dispense myself in sheer misery. Sigh...I will have to dispense myself now Hi you have reached my homepage on the internet. DUH! Where do you think you are, on a distant planet or something? Anyway, this page was made by me, it's maintained by me, and it's about me; well most of it. Anyways this homepage has some pretty cool stuff if I do say so myself so good luck finding your way around. If you got problems, you have three options.
1. Read the F.A.Q. (Frequently Asked Questions)
2. Keep it to yourself
Now if anything seems offensive to you, leave this whole homepage and forget you ever came here. Also please don't write offensive stuff in the Guestbook. However I don't want to make this homepage a living hell for you. So you are allowed to use curse words like "PIKACHU IS FUCKED UP" or such and such. Also if you think you missed something on my homepage the updates section are below this introduction. Below that is a few bits of debris and trash, and finally the words "Thanks for Coming". So have fun exploring my homepage, but before you go to any of my pages WASH YOUR HANDS! cuz I don't like people who don't wash their hands and look at my pages cuz it's insane.

Updates n' Stuff

20.6.00 - Hold on I'm still under construction on this page. So it will be done like next friday so stay cool.

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